Stagehand v. Yuppie Woman

Stagehand v. Yuppie Woman--a carpenter friend of mine was rehashing a piece of scenery outside a Broadway theater one Saturday morning during a load in. An irate yuppie woman, a resident of one of those new condos or high-end rentals on 8th Avenue, came up. He turned off the Sawzall. She started yelling, "It's 9 a.m. Saturday morning. You can't be making this noise!" My friend said, "Lady, you moved into the Theater District," turned the Sawzall back on and went back to cutting.