Overheard Stagehand Conversation #5: "He's fucking nuts."

In the TV soap opera studios, there was a stagehand with long hair who would wear a hairnet during the changeovers.

STAGEHAND: "Why does John always wear a hairnet when we flip the sets?"
CREW CHIEF(a tough but kind old Westie, who puts a fake contemplative look on his face at the question): "That's a good question. It keeps his hair clean and keeps it out of his face. And he's fucking nuts."