Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Stagehand Quote #68: He desperately needs a hug and I'm not going to give it to him"

STAGEHAND: "Did you just see, the nasty old carpenter kicked a bucket of water over and ran off screaming how his knee was killing him?

CYNICAL HEAD: "That old racist fuck? He desperately needs a hug and I'm not going to give it to him."