Saturday, May 19, 2018

Broadway Musician Humor

MUSICIANS:

Why is the musicians local named 802?
That’s the time they show up.

“Is this pit getting smaller or is it just me?”--proposed counseling
class at Local 802

What do you call a drummer whose girlfriend breaks up with him?
Homeless.

What’s the definition of a gentleman? Can play accordion but doesn’t.

Definition of an optimist: Mandolin player with a beeper.

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