Term of the Day: North Jersey hillbillies

North Jersey hillbillies--a father-and-son duo who ran the prop department at Lincoln Center for 30 years, famous for their racism, misogyny and prolific thefts. Karma got them in the end. The father died the death of a thousand cuts, where the doctors kept cutting out pieces of his organs. The son was finally fired because his fraudulent receipts didn't match up, and expedited his own death when he was diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Term of the Night: a Punch-and-Judy romance

  a Punch-and-Judy romance-- when two people bicker for the joy of going at each other. "I was surprised that the wardrobe supervisor and the contract propman kept bickering with each other. I realized they had a Punch-and-Judy romance going on."