Term of the Night: The Disappearing Stagehand

the Disappearing Stagehand--a stagehand who constantly disappears during the workday. "A friend recommended a young stagehand. He was good, he worked hard and took initiative, then he started disappearing multiple times during the workday. I realized that I had unknowingly hired the Disappearing Stagehand. For my last magic trick, I disappeared him back to the replacement room forever.