Overheard Stagehand Line #53: "He's stuck in the tar pits..."

 "He's stuck in the tar pits...he just doesn't know it yet."

Term of the Day: don't poke the bear

don't poke the bear--don't provoke an angry old stagehand.

Term of the Day: "He must be teething"

"He must be teething"--when a stagehand acts out in public, others might mock him, comparing his outburst to that of an infant.

Term of the Night: to dog walk someone

to dog walk someone--to publicly humiliate someone, to figuratively walk someone on a leash in front of others. Compliments of the rapper Cardi B.

Overheard Stagehand Line #50: "It's like taking candy from a producer"

 "It's like taking candy from a producer"--when the call is really easy and the pay is very good.

Term of the Day: jack shit

jack shit--anything at all. "You don't know jack shit."

Term of the Day: hell's propman

hell's propman--infamous Broadway propman, well known for his unpredictable explosions. Hates his men almost as much as he hates himself.