New York Stagehand Glossary
Sunday, August 2, 2026
Overheard Stagehand Line #72: "I can't fix a 40-year-old with an attitude problem"
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"When I hire a 22-year old with work issues, like an attitude, a tendency to hide or the refusal to keep their phone in their pocket, I...
Thursday, June 18, 2026
Term of the Day: the vom
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the vom --a vomitorium, an area in the back of the house at the August Wilson Theatre, where inebriated patrons from "Cabaret" we...
Friday, May 8, 2026
Stagehand Quote #70: He desperately needs a hug and I'm not going to give it to him"
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STAGEHAND: "Did you just see, the nasty old carpenter kicked a bucket of water over and ran off screaming how his knee was killing him?...
Friday, March 20, 2026
Term of the Day: North Jersey hillbillies
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North Jersey hillbillies --a father-and-son duo who ran the prop department at the Vivian Beaumont Theatre, at Lincoln Center, for 30 years,...
Wednesday, March 18, 2026
Term of the Night: a Punch-and-Judy romance
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a Punch-and-Judy romance -- when two people bicker for the joy of going at each other. "I was surprised that the wardrobe supervisor ...
Tuesday, March 10, 2026
Overheard Stagehand Dialogue #69: "Old men rage out because of the hardening of the arteries"
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STAGEHAND: "Why is that old tech so vicious?" CYNICAL HEAD: "Maybe he's become a parody of himself. A 90-year-old friend ...
Sunday, February 22, 2026
Term of the Day: backstabbing rampage
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backstabbing rampage --when a stagehand starts attacking other stagehands in the theater. "When the quirky stagehand feared that he was...
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